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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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