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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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Wang Shengjun is a retired Chinese politician who was the president of the Supreme People's Court of China from March 2008 to March 2013.

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